Thursday, September 27, 2007 . 5:23 AM

Today was damn fun.
Ponned my first DM*! (censored in case of people using this as evidence against me)
I felt kinda guilty, but it was an enriched module, so missing one less would be just 12.5%, and it is the last lesson. Moreover, we are only watching other people doing presentations, so nvm la.

Chinese DMP -- Ms Tan played us her song! She recorded one with her friends 6 years ago, and oh my god she sounds monstly like Sun Yan Zi! The only time u can tell its not sun yan zi is when she sings the higher notes. She rocks!

After DMP -- I wanted to go home to eat lunch and do revision, but ended up hanging out with a few 3Pers. In the end, more 3Pers found us in the canteen and join in. Marcus is super ego, trying to beaet everybody at arm wrestling -.-"
Then suddenly everybody was talking about how they were fatter in Primary School.
Then we started talking about free soup.
Then talk about the girls.
Then talked about 'My niece'! lol.
Hearing they were talking about this topic, I decided to leave quickly. All the jealous people.

Oh well, good bye DMP, I will really miss you.

Saturday, September 22, 2007 . 7:04 PM

I went to the restaurant Lawry in Paragon for my dad and my (quite) belated birthdays. It is a 5-star restaurant, food there is uber ex, and water cost 6.50 a glass, sparkling or still.

When I entered the restaurant, it felt creepy and eerie. It immeadiately reminded me ofo the Japan Disneyland Haunted Mansion ride I had during the June Hols (Just ask Tony, Samuel, and especially Yee Siang, they know how freaked I was). It was like having the ride all over again, except this time it was only a mere 3 seconds of it, and then you reach the dining area.

Bad news? The dining area looked like the first room of the ride but much bigger.

However, the food was not bad, with the steak going well with the sauces, and we had salad that was literally spun in a bowl by the fancy waitress, and you get spoken to in all sorts of attempted-British-English version, which can laugh and criticise at later on, and you get the beef griller right in front of you, serving the beef to you immeadiately, ensuring that u get it fresh and hot.

"I hear the Creme Brule is to die for!"
-- Christopher Hayden (Gilmore Girls)

And he's right! God I had my first taste of Creme Brule in my life!
It was burnt caramel crystal layer on top, and when you crack it you get to taste the cold creamy sweet custard like substance beneath it. It made it to the top things that make my life happy, and I immeadiately forgot about the eerie decorations.

However so, I wouldn't want to go back there again. I hate the atmosphere, it's too formal and tightneck. And expensive. And CREEPY!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 . 1:41 AM

Jia you mei~
Don't give up!
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Madame Butterfly's Curse

*Based on a true story of a Biology DMP lesson*
*May contain graphic details*

One day, two boys named Russell and Kenneth were playing near the outskirts of Raffles Institution, catching insects in the grass and bushes, causing an imbalance of nature and affecting the food web. They were looking forward to catching their 87th insect, when suddenly, a pretty little butterfly flew by...

"Wow, it sure is pretty!" said Kenneth, gazing at it with awe.
"Should we catch it?" asked Russell.
They agreed, and trapped the poor butterfly in a small container.

"WTF are you doing you bastards! That's not how u treat a lady! Wait until I cause a tornado in Hawaii!" screamed Madame butterfly. But she was sealed in, and thus they couldnt hear her, nor could she flap out a breeze of air.

The two boys named Russell and Kenneth admired it in class, wanting to admire it as long as they could before releasing it back where they can once again enjoy its free flight. Suddenly, the Biology lab windows slammed shut and all fans were turned off. "Class, we are going to send the insects for freezing where they will die, so that we can laugh sadistically at them and poke their little dead bodies!" said the teacher evilly. The two boys Russell and Kenneth were shocked, while Madame Butterfly could only struggle helplessly to escape, trying to escape her ordeal.

Madame Butterfly touched down in Singapore from Antarctica the next day.

The two boys Russell and Kenneth gasped when they saw the stiff and white Madame Butterfly. They hadn't recovered from their grieve since the day before. They apologised to Madame Butterfly profusely. They had not wanted it at all, but they had no choice.

"Class, please take out your torture tweezers and google at your victim, and remember to give him his scientific prisoner number, starting with Order, then Class, and so on. Use the microscope so that you write it as tiny as possible on your victim. MUHAHAHA!"

Russell quivered, but went on to do it. Suddenly, Russell screamed and stepped back quickly.

"What's wrong Russell?" Kenneth asked.
"The butterfly... it stared at me!"
"Please don't scare yourself, it's already... AHHHHHHHHH!"

The GIANT eye stared right into Kenneth's, and Kenneth could not help but tumble on the floor sobbing in fear. Other students rushed over to take a look.

"Er, are you okay, it so beautiful, and you two were frightened by it?" said one student.

The two boys named Russell and Kenneth went to check on the butterfly again. The butterfly was indeed beautiful as before, and was not staring at them.

"Oh well, I think let's calm down. We were all imagining it. I mean we didn't do it on purpose, so no harms I guess?" said Kenneth.
"Yea, it's not like its going to haunt us or anything...LOL!" replied Russell.

Both of them burst out laughing, when suddenly, Madame Butterfly's body rushed towards them, causing them to run and scream in fear, before becoming lifeless on the table once more.
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Hope you like it! ;)

Thursday, September 13, 2007 . 3:30 AM

Lazy to blog this week lol but i'm here.

Originally I hated today's CLE because I had to stay back in school just for this, then cannot go home (mine is first period dmp). However, it turned out to be quite enriching.

Like I know that I am the descendant of Moses and the avatar of God. Lol.

Apparently I am an I, the Inspiring one, and able to persuade others easily. Had a ton of other characteristics that really suited me, so this test works I guess. Now I just have to spread the word of God for a living -.- (priest?)

ANyways, I also want to take this opportunity to thank er certain special someone, and I really love what you have done for me. Thank you so much, I never felt the same again.