Thursday, November 09, 2006 . 7:03 PM
Slept at 2 a.m. last night! I was watching this damn erm, interesting movie called Valentine.
Notice the two little words below the word Valentine. Quite literal in the show.
Spoilers:
Basically it is about this nerdy boy named Jason Marquette, who wanted to date or at least dance with a girl during this Valentine's day dance, but all of them insulted and rejected him, like saying "I'll rather be boiled alive than dance with you,". He feels very depressed, but then he meets this fat girl, who is not very pretty, and starts to feel despo, and offers her a dance. Feeling despo too, she accepts it, but in the end they decided to snogging disgustingly under a flight of stairs. Some bullies saw them, and wanted to pour red paint over them, but the girl pretended that the nerd was the one who assaulted her and did not want the kiss at all, thus leaving the poor nerd to suffer and get tormented and kicked by the bullies. After that incident, he turned psycho and even landed in the mental hospital.
7 years later, the girls all recieved mysterious presents all signed JM, but they were cursed gifts, because shortly after in the dead of the night, a masked man would arrive to murder them...
It is like so lame, but so freaking funny! The way one of the girls got murdered was hilarious! She was in the hot tub relaxing, when suddenly the masked man pushed her into the hot tub, and place this large plastic board over the tub to seal it, preventing her from escaping. The boliing water level was steadily rising. She was trapped inside, screaming for help. And then, the killer took this large drill and aimed for her, drilling through the plastic and trying to make a hole in her head. She got injured in the arm, but she still survived amazingly. And then, he lifted the cover and threw in the drill, electrocuting her! She got her wish: to die in the hot tub boiled alive.
So funny, she could drown by boiling, drowning, hole in the head, or electrocuted. Ouchies, but funny.
Sad part is, it coculd have been much much more gory and cool, but many of the scenes were deleted. =( shame.
Signing off,
