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Saturday, December 23, 2006 . 10:50 PM

I am changing blogskins soon to start the new year...

New year resoultions:
1) Stand on my own 2 feet
2) Become SL or something higher for RICO =P
3) Be the best duelist in Singapore!!
4) Wear shorts for CO (?) -.-

Merry X'mas y'all!

Thursday, December 21, 2006 . 1:39 AM

Google Stupidity:

Google Search Phrase:
Gilmore Girls Season 5 Final Episode
(Gilmore Girls is the name of a show btw)

What did Google return? Let's look:

your access as quickly as possible, so try again soon. In the meantime, if you suspect that your computer or network has been infected, you might want to run a virus checker or spyware remover to make sure that your systems are free of viruses and other spurious software.
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To continue searching, please type the characters you see below:
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Like Wtf?? Google is dumb. All I want is a show, and they think it is a virus.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006 . 2:48 AM

Haiz, I do all the housework all morning, while my sis slacks like hell, and yet i get scolded like hell for not turning off the toilet light, when my sis did that 10 times today, and I had to turn it off for her -.-

I dont have mucuh time, so I won't blog about th3 last holiday.

Ian where the fuc* are you??? You claim that u had no holidays, and u ended up in taiwan! You are very far behind in CO practice now. hen you come back, I bet you will forget how to play parts of the song -.-

And lawrence owned me in pokemon!!! lol, for once.

Haiz, I hate my life now.

Saturday, December 16, 2006 . 6:10 PM

i was damn busy yesterday, having to clean the whole house and my mom is sick and all... so now i can blog!

I slipped and fell in the toilet, so now i have a blue-black on my knee =P

anyways, here is day 1:

A 1 and a half hours flight to kerabi, thailand! Of course we took budget airlines la, but the prices are not much different. The ticket costs 49 dollars each person, but with the taxes, u add about 100 more. wtf.

the plane service is well, not to bad for singapore standard. my momo bought this 50 dollars pendant from the souvenir goods, which is quite beautiful.

you know those demostrations on the life jackets and mask stuff on your computer screen? Well, since there aent any computers, we have live demostrations! One person would talk throught the microphone reading the instructions, white the other demostrator demonstrates how to use them. It was damn funny!

Do not panic under any *circumstances* --> circumfrence
Pull back the *elastic band* --> electric shock

lolol. and the voice was so mountanious. so many ppl were giggling. poor air stewardess. this is what you get from budget airlines, including cup noodles which cost S$4.00 per cup!

-- touching down
security at the airport was lacking i must say, though the airport looks very modern, including power-saving escalators! basically they only start moving when u step on the sensor-installed area.

the hotel was very nice. the room was not bad (but we changed to a much better one later on), there was air-con and star-movies channel on television! the whole place was great-looking, but it was in the middle of many smaller shops, so it looked like an inn or a very large hotel at first. E.g.:

l l
l l
l l HOTEL l l
l SHOP l l SHOP l
l l l l
________________________________
__________Main Road______________
________________________________

We were very tired, but we still went to check out the town. tuk tuks were everywhere, and the shops kept selling the same stuff. most common stuff in order:

(1) -- 'branded' clothes
(2) -- duffel bags
(3) -- 'branded' shoes
(4) -- DVDs (both games and movies)
(5) -- Seafood
(6) -- Thai Seafood
(7) -- toys
(8) -- weapons (Yes! like ninja stars that really work)
(9) -- handicrafts/bags
(10) -- 7-eleven
(11) -- Mcdonalds

oops, i gtg, will blog more...

Friday, December 15, 2006 . 1:50 AM

Okay, I am now in Pay's house playing pokemon TCG, and so many ppl didnt come. And I really mean many. Like, 2/20. O well.

Anyway, I will have to split the thai trip into 3 portions, which i will type stariting tmlw (lazy nia), so adios!

Kicking baht,
Fullmetal Alchemist

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 . 7:49 PM

Sawadeeka!!! (I think)

Blogging from Thailand here using one of the public computers. It is my final day at Ta\hailand here, and it is a day for the family to do whatever we want.

Haiz, I will blog more about my 5 days here in Thailand soon. But first, I have to settle some stuff:

To Lawrence: OK, I am sorry, but I went out and afked in maple, and came back only to find my sis suiciding into gatekeeper (yes, she noes how to maple, but not very gd), so I am sorry okay? It wont happen again. Now can i play ur acc again?

To the CO team: I bought some salt and pepper shakers for u all! Quite cute lol. And I hope practice is okay! I will be coming for Da Zhu Tmlw.

And I bought some pirated PSP games as well. heh.

Photos may be posted if I have the time. Cya guyz!

Saturday, December 09, 2006 . 6:15 PM

In half a day I will be shipped to Thailand. Man. And for 4 days!

I really dun wanna miss RICO practice. Gr, my parents say I should rest.

Anyway, now I am stuck without a maid. Why? The new one was afraid she couldn't handle it and wanted to go home. Only after 3 weeks!!

I thus the whole family went picking for maids for about 7 hours, from 1 - 8 p.m. They are so picky. We finally found one to their liking, and it will arrive in about a month. ZZZ

Picking maids is like picking prostitutes. I didn't say that they ARE, please dun get me wrong, but it is really a very funny comparision in that way. First, see if she is pleasant, then see if she can 'do her stuff'. Then, choose the type from different countries.

okok, sidetracking! sryz

anyway, here is the mr. brown podcast about a maid's owner manual, so enjoy

Don't pour hot water or boiling oil on you maids!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006 . 3:46 AM

To my parents:

According to the law of equivalent exchange, the way you treat me will be equally painful in words here if u read it.

1) Don't see things you don't see when you are at work and I am at home.
2) Do not judge my character solely at home.
3) Don't give the excuse hat you work to help earn money to pay for the things we want, and therefore you can't spend time with me, and that you are tired. You shouldn't vent ur day's frustration on me.
4) Don't tell me what to be if you are not it yourself.

The truth hurts. A lot.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006 . 3:42 AM

my internet is so freaking slow. 1-2 mbps. wtfffff

and i saw the 'ah boy' again near J8. that damned f**king punk. simply no manners. still selling ice-cream with that ah beng clothes and dyed hair. and i think he is only 9 - 10 years old lor. This is how it went:

Me (opens door and says politely): Yes,, may I help you?
TMDed boy: Want ice-cream?
Me: No, thank you, we already have some (its the truth)
TMDed boy: Mother? (does the wah lao/wanna fight kind of gesture by doing a quick hand signal)
Me: wad??
TMDed boy: Mother??
Me: Wad????
TMDed boy: Your mother in er not???
Me: No, sorry
TMDed boy: Don't want buy don't buy la! (mutters: go die la)
(walks off staring)

DAMN YOUR BALLS

Signing off rudely and crudely,
The FullMetal Alchemist

Monday, December 04, 2006 . 3:40 AM

Happy B'day Jia Jin!
But still dun skip practice la -.-
And I can't believe I am still playing Pokemon TCG. I feel so childish.

Anywayz, the FIFA07 is very cool, and this game called valkyrie's profile is not a bad RPG game at all!

ahz, the joy

Sunday, December 03, 2006 . 3:49 AM

KENNETH GOH!!!
LISTEN TO THIS:

STOP SNATCHING FROM ME THE SSTOCKC FROM COMICS C ONNECTION BECAUSE IT IS MINE, SO DUN KOPE, OR I KILL U!!!

anybodys in 3Js? Haiz...

The sky suddenly turned into a black hole for me....

Who wants to bet that Japan's economy will collapse in 2010 due to an earthquake? hehe