Tuesday, September 18, 2007 . 1:41 AM

Jia you mei~
Don't give up!
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Madame Butterfly's Curse

*Based on a true story of a Biology DMP lesson*
*May contain graphic details*

One day, two boys named Russell and Kenneth were playing near the outskirts of Raffles Institution, catching insects in the grass and bushes, causing an imbalance of nature and affecting the food web. They were looking forward to catching their 87th insect, when suddenly, a pretty little butterfly flew by...

"Wow, it sure is pretty!" said Kenneth, gazing at it with awe.
"Should we catch it?" asked Russell.
They agreed, and trapped the poor butterfly in a small container.

"WTF are you doing you bastards! That's not how u treat a lady! Wait until I cause a tornado in Hawaii!" screamed Madame butterfly. But she was sealed in, and thus they couldnt hear her, nor could she flap out a breeze of air.

The two boys named Russell and Kenneth admired it in class, wanting to admire it as long as they could before releasing it back where they can once again enjoy its free flight. Suddenly, the Biology lab windows slammed shut and all fans were turned off. "Class, we are going to send the insects for freezing where they will die, so that we can laugh sadistically at them and poke their little dead bodies!" said the teacher evilly. The two boys Russell and Kenneth were shocked, while Madame Butterfly could only struggle helplessly to escape, trying to escape her ordeal.

Madame Butterfly touched down in Singapore from Antarctica the next day.

The two boys Russell and Kenneth gasped when they saw the stiff and white Madame Butterfly. They hadn't recovered from their grieve since the day before. They apologised to Madame Butterfly profusely. They had not wanted it at all, but they had no choice.

"Class, please take out your torture tweezers and google at your victim, and remember to give him his scientific prisoner number, starting with Order, then Class, and so on. Use the microscope so that you write it as tiny as possible on your victim. MUHAHAHA!"

Russell quivered, but went on to do it. Suddenly, Russell screamed and stepped back quickly.

"What's wrong Russell?" Kenneth asked.
"The butterfly... it stared at me!"
"Please don't scare yourself, it's already... AHHHHHHHHH!"

The GIANT eye stared right into Kenneth's, and Kenneth could not help but tumble on the floor sobbing in fear. Other students rushed over to take a look.

"Er, are you okay, it so beautiful, and you two were frightened by it?" said one student.

The two boys named Russell and Kenneth went to check on the butterfly again. The butterfly was indeed beautiful as before, and was not staring at them.

"Oh well, I think let's calm down. We were all imagining it. I mean we didn't do it on purpose, so no harms I guess?" said Kenneth.
"Yea, it's not like its going to haunt us or anything...LOL!" replied Russell.

Both of them burst out laughing, when suddenly, Madame Butterfly's body rushed towards them, causing them to run and scream in fear, before becoming lifeless on the table once more.
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